Xin hui broke her mobile phone. She put her pants in the laundry basket yesterday night with her phone in it. So just morning grandma just throw it into the washing machine without checking. Oh oh....kesian lor.... surprisingly, dad didn't scold her at all. She was so afraid for the whole day.
It's quite a boring day. All I do is play online games, read science then do sejarah stuffs.haiz.....
Went out to eat just now...ate all kinds of seafood. I drank a glass of wine and got slightly drunk. Haiz terrible....
I'm still kinda drunk now...
Sejarah's boring today. We checked our answers then Cik Najwa started to read Chapter7 all over again until she cannot tahan. WHAT THE HELL? Why don't you just let us read it by ourselves? It's even boring when you are just reading, not explaining and everyone just sit there and.....? Mr.Bong gave us maths to do again. He wanted us to pass up the homework before 12.40pm today so that he'll give us 1 mark. ONE MARK. Mr.Bong ar, why so kiam siap?
I waited for dad for 40 minutes I think. We curi-curi main games today. Hehe..cuz usually we cannot play on weekdays,only weekends. Wtv....
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JIAHUI IS CRAZY TODAY! (KINDA)
We finished watching The Phantom of The Opera today. The guys insist to watch the kissing parts again. Hehe... Eugene keep turning his head away during the kissing parts.lolx. It's a nice show though. Christine died in the end but dunno what was the reason.
During basketball, I fell down and hurt my knee. I KNOW,I'M CLUMSY. Haiz...what to do? Anyways, we lost again. Terrible. Total humiliation! Thanks to me la I think...
一位一年級的女老師最近被他的一個學生所困擾..
老師問：「你怎麼了？」
學生回答說：「我太聰明了，一年級對我來說太簡單了。
我比我姐姐都聰明，可是她卻在3 年級。
我覺得我也應該上三年級！」
老師已經受夠他了。於是她把學生帶到了校長辦公室。
她向校長解釋了一下學生的情況.
校長建議應該給學生一個測試，如果他答錯了任何一個問題
他就應該呆在一年級裏. 老師同意了。
學生被叫進了辦公室，老師向他說明了校長的意思，學生也同意了。
校長：「3 乘3 等於幾？」
學生：「9 」
校長：「6 乘6 等於幾？」
學生：「36」
就這樣，校長問了很多3 年級的問題，學生都回答正確
於是校長對學生的老師說：「我想他可以到3 年級上課了。」
學生的老師說：「讓我問他幾個問題吧。」
校長和學生都同意了。
老師：「什麼東東牛有4 個而我只有2 個？」
學生：「腿。」
老師：「什麼東東你褲子裏有而我的褲子裏沒有？」
（校長對學生老師問的問題感到很奇怪，她為什麼要問這些問題，校長想。）
學生：「口袋。」
老師：「什麼東東以C 開頭，T 結尾，上面有很多毛，橢圓型，
含有令人陶醉的，乳白色的液體？」
校長的眼睛睜著大大的，想阻止老師繼續問下去，
學生回答說：「椰子（Coconut ）。」
老師：「什麼東東進去的時候是即紅又硬，而出來的時候是軟的
有黏液的
？」
學生：「泡泡糖。」
老師：「什麼事情男人要站著做，女人坐著做，狗用三條腿做？」
學生：「握手。」
老師想了一想說：「現在我將問你幾個" 你猜我是什麼" 的問題，可以嗎？」
學生：「好的！」
老師：「你用棍橕在我的裏面，把我頂上，再把我支起來。
而我在這之前就變濕了。」
學生：「帳篷。」
老師：「手指會進入我。當你煩躁的時候你會玩弄我。
最好的男人一直會有我。」
學生：「結婚戒指。」
老師：「進入過我的東東有大有小。當我不舒服的時候，我就會滴下水滴。
當你吹我的時候，你會感到很舒服。」
學生：「鼻子。」
老師：「我有一個堅硬的杆。我的頭可以插入到別的東東
隨後，那東東就會全身顫抖。」
學生：「箭。」
老師：「什麼單詞以F 開頭，K 結尾，並且有讓人興奮的意思。」
"學生：「救火車（Firetruck ）。」
校長鬆了一口氣，擦了擦額頭上的汗說：「讓學生到五年級吧，
剛剛你問的那十道題我都全答錯了。」……
會錯意(一)
下午coffeetime,總經理走近四個女同事旁,「美麗小姐兒們,要不要猜謎啊？嘻嘻�好啦注意聽,猜人身上的東西：上面有毛,下面也有毛,晚上就來個毛對毛。」
「唉呀呀,總經理好色,人家不來了啦！」
「喂喂,別想歪了,答案是『眼睛』」
會錯意(二)
打卡時,總經理對女同事們說：「美麗的小姐們！要不要來個腦筋急轉彎？」眾脂粉們心想,又來了。
聽好喔：「什麼東西最硬？女孩子最喜歡,特別是結了婚的女人,更是愛死了。腦筋急轉彎！開始！」眾脂粉們又開始臉紅了,低頭都想走開。
「喂喂！還沒說出答案啊？」「不來了啦,總經理你最色了啦！」
「喂喂！又想到哪去了？
答案是【鑽石】啦！」
會錯意(三)
「總經理！今天不玩猜謎啦？」
「這個很難猜,你們一定猜不出來。」
「哼？誰說的？」眾小姐們不服輸地嬌嗔著。
「好！那仔細聽好。」猜人類的一種東西：「一種玩意兒,可長可短,西方人比較長,東方人比較短。」
眾小姐又開始臉紅了,開始故作嬌羞狀。
「唉呀！討厭啦！再給一些提示嘛？」
「好好,提示：結婚後,妻子就可用丈夫的這個東西。」
「唉呀呀,為什麼結婚前就不能用？」一位稍八婆的mm挑逗問道。「如果硬要用,會讓人恥笑：成何體統？」
「唉呀！討厭啦！再給一些提示嘛」眾小姐又在故作矜持。
「好好,提示：出家人都不會用它。」
「那�那�尼姑會想到用它嗎？」那mm再問。
「尼姑也不用,她們用更長更長的東東。」
「哇！哇？」眾小姐發出無比羨慕渴望的嬌呼聲。
「怎樣？猜不出來吧？很難猜,你們就不信。」
「它是不是有時大？有時小？」還是那個mm在問。
「嗯？？沒錯！當看他比較大,你就說他是：【大】那個;如果看他比較小,你就說他是：【小】那個,像最近打職棒的就用大小來分。」
「唉呀呀！好下流,用【這個】來分？」眾小姐低聲議論紛紛。
眾小姐早已認定答案就是「那個」,只是羞得說不出口。
忽見窗外,董事長座車駛進大門了,眾小姐趕緊要回位子了。
「喂喂！們還沒猜出來啊？」
「唉呀！不來了啦！總經理好色！」
「喂喂！想到哪去了！答案是姓名
會錯意(四)
總經理又在玩猜謎的玩意兒。
「各位美麗的小姐兒們,猜個謎語吧？猜人身上的一種東西：
舔也硬,不舔也硬,要舒服睡覺,先搓搓它」
眾小姐又開始臉紅了�
「唉呀！不來了啦！總經理好色！」
「喂喂！想到哪兒去了！答案是牙齒
會錯意(五)
「各位美麗的小姐兒們,猜個謎語吧？仔細聽好猜一句成語喔！總不會再想歪了吧：
心裡很想要,好想要,好興奮,又想得要命,結果洞口就慢慢開始流出水來了。」
「唉呀！媽呀！這麼不要臉的總經理。」小姐們心裡如此罵著！
「怎樣？猜不到了吧！嘿嘿嘿！」
「那個�那個是不是會張很開？」38婆故作羞赧地問道。
「沒錯！而且都一直大大張開著。而且水流得更多。」
「討厭啦！討厭啦！不來了啦！總經理好色。」
「喂喂！猜不來就別亂講,答案是【垂涎三尺】啦。」
會錯意(七)
「嗨！美麗的小姐兒們！」
「總經理好！今天還要猜謎嗎？」
「不啦！每次都說我好色,不要了啦！」總經理滿臉無辜樣子。
「好嘛好嘛！我們不說就是了嘛。」
「那麼,今兒來猜一種【人的動作】。」
「仔細聽好：【下班以後最想做的事,一根硬梆梆的長條東西,直直地插進洞裡,快的話,兩下
就好了。不然就抽出來,再插進去。不達目的絕不終止。猜猜看是什麼？「
「唉呀！夭壽啊！還說不色？這次這麼粗魯下流」眾小姐都作如是想。
小姐們的臉一個比一個還紅,真是假裝羞死了。「小孩子可不可以做？」38婆又問了。
「最好不要,出事大人要負責的。」
「白天晚上都可以嗎？」還是38婆在問。
嗯！通常都在晚上,白天也可以。不過白天看得較清楚,晚上烏漆媽黑的,好一邊摸著,一邊再插進去。
「哇！還說不色！」小姐們一邊臉紅,一邊悶聲嗤笑。
「還猜不出來？好吧！再給提示：最好不要發生那種讓別人胡亂插進去的事,否則要出事的！」
「討厭！不來了啦！總經理好色。」
「喂喂！猜不來就不要亂栽贓抹黃！答案是拿鑰匙開門。」
We watched The Phantom of The Opera today during the first two period. The songs are quite nice but....WHY CANT THEY STOP SINGING? Even it's just "of course not" they have to sing it. Eugene asked people to be open minded but he's the apek. Haiz..terrible. Sometimes I really tak boleh tahan him. When I was sitting next to Catherine he came and sit opposite me. Then when I changed place to phoebe and kai hwei's place, I think he wanted to follow me but then he actually changed place to Thaddeus's place. Hehe..good! He follows us everywhere and I cannot tahan. Previously we were talking about frictional force and we were laughing for..ahem...some reason. Eugene was wondering so kaihwei,xinyan and phoebe explained to him. Unfortunately he said: " Yer, you girls ar...." TERRIBLE LA YOU APEK! By the way, nice story xin yan. But since when I'm the sporty one? Hmm.... you should add another chapter. Make it a long story hehe...
Pn Suhaila gave us a science test. Didn't score well though. Cuz I didn't study la. Sobx....must do better next time.
After school, min hui and I went to starbucks hehe. We waited for dad for erm...2 hours?? We were at the library and heard mr wong talking about the same thing to the Wednesday librarians for more than an hour. Later dad brought us to some shop to makan curry mee la. I got choked and tears were running down. My sisters and dad were laughing non stop. Walao, painful.
I've been lazy to add posts. School's not bad today. As usual, I'm always sitting together with my friends and laughing non stop. During librarian duty, we had a meeting. Mr wong talked for more than an hour about normal library stuffs la... haiz..
School was awful yesterday. Pn.Misliah came to our class to scold us just 5 minutes before recess. She was smiling when she came in and was talking to Mr.Bong happily but then when Mr.Bong came out her facial expression change and became EXTREMELY SERIOUS. She started to ask people to clean up the class and wants our class to become KELAS TERBERSIH. IMPOSSIBLE LA! Then after that she accused us for cheating during exams. She said that whatever things that we did wrong we'll tell our parents that it's our fault. PLEASE LA!!! I'm the VICTIM YOU KNOW! The damn guys/girls stole my shoe bag. And I didn't cheat at all!!!! WHY MUST I SIT THERE IN CLASS TO LET YOU SCOLD US FOR MORE THAN 1 PERIOD AND MISSED RECESS? But in the end she allowed us to go down for recess. Before that, after she finished scolding, she asked
Pn.Misliah: Who's the next teacher?
Xin Yan: Pn.Sumarlianie
Pn.Misliah: When's recess?
Xin Yan: Er....over lerhx...
Pn.Misliah: Then why didn't you tell me? (did you allow us to tell you?)
Xin Yan: ....
Xin Hui had to wake up at 5.30 am today for her volleyball practice. Her damn alarm clock woke me up half an hour earlier!
During KH, we had to gao dim the files. It took us more than an hour to finish the whole thing. After recess I gather around at phoebe's place and played Killer. Fun... we cant stop laughing. Actually, we laugh almost everyday.
Xinhui's alarm rang today but she didn't know. She set the alarm yesterday cuz she's going for a volleyball practice. Lost the game... I played worms2 with minhui then practiced piano. Boring..
Dad went to muar so I have no where to go now. Nothing to write...bye
Minhui talk while sleeping yesterday night:
Minhui: O-R!
Jiahui: harr????
Minhui: O-R!!!
Jiahui: harr???
Minhui: O-R!!!!!!!
Didn't understand what was she talking about.. actually, she scare me..
Yay my blog is finally done! I was so stupid..go upgrade the damn blog then everything GONE! Phew luckily it's back to normal now...lost my lovely HAROLD game...sobx..HAROLD, I'll miss killing you!
School's ok today. Maths test was ok cuz we found out where the question came from. It came from Catherine's LONGMAN workbook! So we actually practiced before. Wahaha! But I think I still made some mistakes. Mr. Bong wasn't in a good mood today. Dunno what've happened. I forgotten to bring my Comprehension exercise book today. So in the end I copied in my literature book. We played "Killer" during the last period which was BM. I think Pn. Sumarlianie was chatting with Aileen's group. Then me,xinyan,phoebe,kaihwei,jiyan,Eugene and mior play lor... I took so long to kill them...especially mior, blink so many times already still no response. =.="
Dad came three hours late today. Minhui was frustrated and kept complaining and complaining. Then I helped her to do her seni folio. After dad gone to work, my sisters and I started to play WORMS II. Hehe I love worms! But in the end I surrended cuz I have no way to bomb any of their worms. WTH!
JIAHUI MISS KILLING HAROLD the hamster!!!!!
